Multi-'story' PART II

So.. Here we are again children... have you tuned in for another stupidly ridiculous, mind-numbing, murderous story? If yooh have stay right here...

Jared examined the corpse on the floor, and saw Gerard Way standing behind him, with a kinfe. He gasped, and shielded his head as Gerard leaped forwards...

'I'm going to get yooh, my pretty' said Gerard in a devilish way. Jared stared at his feet and giggled (he thought that if he clicked his heels together and said 'There's no place like home' several times he'd get away...). Gerard was quite confused at this point and he just stood there, with the knife still poised in the air...

When suddenly, Ray burst from behind a tree, growing 2 feet with every step. He hit Gerard in the face, levelling out all his teeth. :O Ray shoved Jared in a sack, and ran off, into the distance...

Everybody could hear Jared's girly shrieks from miles away. They were all confused and suspicious as to what was going on. Ray managed to shut him up by giving him High School Musical dolls...

...which Jared immediately consumed. Ray was on the run now; the whole of MCR chasing him, desperate to touch his afro and get a look at Jared. Suddenly, Ray came to a motorway bridge. He threw Jared into the line of on-coming traffic, and hitched a ride on Velvet Revolver's tour bus to...

be slashed across the face, by Slash. He was jealous that somebody else had an afro - although not as large, Slash found it just as threatening. Jared was now rolling along the motorway, when he saw...

Shannon coming at him in a big white van. Luckily, Shannon breaked just in time to save a hedgehog, but ran over his brother because he thought Jared was a mushroom that had fallen out of an Ocado truck. At this time, Gerard was...

hissing and screeching like a dying cat. He snarled, and clawed at the ground where Jared had been, and stroked his knife. Suddenly, Mikey could be seen in the background...

snogging a random girl. Gerard got up, dusted himself off and went to find out who this girl was. She was blonde, with slightly wavy hair and fairly muscular for a girl...HANG ON! It was Bob with his new hair! Gerard had always dreamed of marrying Bob, so he cried until...

his eyes fell out of their sockets. He began to sing Famous Last Words, "I am not afraid to keep on liv.." And then he died. Frank sat to the left of Gerard, new curled hair over his face, while he meditated...

"Um...Um..." he murmured, meditating like a buddhist monk, until he realised that the love of his life was dead.
"Gerard?! Gerard?! Speak to me!" he began to resusitate him. But it was no use, Gerard was dead. Suddenly, Beckie appeared, she watched them for a while, and said...

"HA! NOW I CAN HAVE RYAN TO MYSELF!" Frank gasped. A- because Beckie died in part I, and B- Gerard had been having an affair with RYAN! Frank screamed, and..

ran after Ryan, an axe in his hand. He cut of Ryan's leg, but he got a new one. Like Heather Mills. Frank still wasn't happy, so he went to his lab (Frankiesteins lab) to bring Gerard back to life. When Gerard was back to life, he...

shouted Eureka! And ran into a wardrobe, to bring out a tutu. He put it on and started dancing to Swan Lake. Gerard looked extremely happy, except for the fact that he still had no eyes...

so Frank ripped out Rhizz's eyes and put them in Gerard's sockets. This caused numerous problems. For example, now Rhizz had no eyes! But she was just happy that Frank and her Tambourine Brother were together and were going to...

terrorise the world, and blow up many buildings. Patty Stumph burst in through the door, armed with a shotgun. Frank jumped, and Patty pulled the trigger, but all that came out was a...

poster of Pete Wentz.
"Posters for everybody...MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone hid behind Steven Hawking, who had magically appeared.
"Leave. Ev-ery-bo-dy-a-lone-you-tal-ent-less-child."
Patty ran for the door, but...

Hawking focused his eyes on Pattys head... A laser bean (yes, thats correct) shot from his speaking machine, and bounced off Pattys head, knocking him unconscious. Andy (FOB) burst through the door, dragging Pete by his enormous teeth...

They were out the door with Patty faster than Gerard could say 'I miss my Grandma'. Gerard said those exact words as soon as FOB were gone. This caused an awkward silence, one that could only be broken by the sound of a tambourine. So Rhizz, Gerard and Mikey started playing the tambourine, forming a band called...

THE SUPERSONIC HAWKINGS! They cheered and jeered, giggling maniacally. Rhiz jumped, accidentally stepping on Mikeys toe. He started to swell, and turn green - he was the Incredible...

Mulk. Gerard and Rhizz, realising that his misfortune would make them millions, started a circus. The Tambourine Family Circus it was called. They toured the East Coast of the USA, making billions of pennies. Finally, Rhizz retired to Ohio, where she married...

George Bush. He had finally given up blowing peoples homes up, and moved to Ohio a year before Rhiz retired, at the age of 12 and a half. Unfortunately, she died on their wedding day, due to 'unknown causes' (the empty tablet boxes were ignored).


STAY TUNED FOR PART III COMING SOON!