Multi-'story' - The multi-person story

So, it's all pretty simple, just carry on the story! Write 2-3 sentences then pass it on!

eg
Person 1: The man walked down the road. He saw a frog...
Person 2: He tripped, and squished the frog. His shoe came, off and rolled into the road...
Person 3: ETC..
If yooh really cant think of anything else to write, start a new story!

Lets start... Brendon arrived in LA at 9:25. Stepping into the road, he looked left and right, only to see Spencer squashed in the middle of the street.

Shocked, Brendon froze still whilst in the middle of the road. Jared Leto, in his seksi new Tesco lorry, hit Brendon and ran over Spencer, again.

Ellay

Jared carried on along the road, unaware that in the back of his lorry - with all the frozen goods - was Ryan. Armed with his face paints and eyeliner, he crept up to the drivers seat, mascara raised in air..

Jared - with his seksi moves from From Yesterday - attacked Ryan and threw him out the window. Ryan, startled, stood up and pulled out a gun. He shot Jared's lorry several times...

Ellay

...only to realise pink makeup was starting to seep from the bullet holes. He quickly realised that Jared had been using Jeffree Starr as fuel! Ryan let out a girly scream, and fainted, to be ran over by an Asda trolley...

...inside the Asda trolley was 300 copies of the Pretty. Odd. album. The driver of the Asda trolley was Tomo, Jared's secret lover. Tomo screamed at Jared to stop the lorry...

Ellay

..But Jared wouldnt stop. He ran down Tomo, and a couple of OAP's, while sticking his arm out of the window to steal around 50 albums (Jared has exceedingly large hands)...

...Jared got extremely carried away and couldn't keep his eyes on the road. Accidently, he lent on the 'open door' button, the door swung open causing him to fly out of the lorry. He slid accross the road at great speed, grazing his face, pink blood seeping out onto the pavement...

..Ryan gasped - JARED HAD BEEN USING HIS OWN BLOOD AS FUEL! At that moment, Pete Wentz rolled out from underneath the tyres, soaked neon pink... (HOW DID HE GET THERE?)

...Pete looking very angry said: 'I KNEW JARED WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH TOMO!'. Several people with shocked faces turned around to face Pete and gasped. Pete, incredibly embarassed, ran as far as he could...

..To crash into Ellie, who was mourning over Brendons, broken, mangled, decapitated, trolley ridden body. Pete cried and cried, then searched the ground for a gun. He didnt manage to find one, but he did find Kurt..

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Kurt had risen from the dead! Pete, scared for his life, ran around in circles screaming 'YARP. NARP. YARP.' etc. Courtney Love wasn't far from Kurt's grave, she was armed with a rifle, ready to shoot him again as soon as she could find him...

Kurt spotted Courtney, and cowered behind Dave Grohl. Who had just magically appeared - a bit like a big toothed pixie. Dave leaned backwards onto Kurt...

Kurt screamed like a girl. Dave turned around 'Kurt! OMG.' Dave hugged Kurt and then Courtney Love appeared, she shot Dave several times...

But luckily, Dave was still in the 'Long Road To Ruin' outfit, which deflected all of the bullets. Unfortunately, he squeezed too hard on Kurts zombie neck, which cracked, making his head and long blonde hair fall to the floor. THE HAIR CAME OFF!

Dave thought that was really cool and wore the blonde hair like a wig. Courtney, mistaking Dave for Kurt, slapped him really hard. Dave started to cry tears of blood...

Ellie lapped at them like a dog, desperate to get memorabilia. But as soon as she'd done that, she realised the tears were poison, and died on the floor, seeing Adam the Lab Technician as she passed away. Beckie went HA.

Beckie soon realised that she had lost her favourite Beezlebub and shot herself. Adam The Lab Technician, desperate to save her, gave Beckie mouth-to-mouth. She screamed and kicked her legs in the air, before drowning in Adam's spit and dying.

Ellay

Beckie rolled into the road to get crushed by the ongoing tesco lorry, now driven by no-one. It stopped dead, and rolled onto its side, landing ontop of Dave and Courtney. They screamed and coughed randomly.

Dave managed to get free, but Courtney was trapped under the wheel. Courtney screamed for help, but Dave just laughed and trod on her hand. He walked away to run into Jeffree Star...

Jeffree snarled and pulled out a pistol. He aimed it at Dave, but shot his foot instead. This caused him/her/it to cry and cry and cry, until all of the makeup was gone...

Dave looked at Jeffree with no makeup on and screamed a big girly scream. He could hear someone moaning behind him, he turned around and saw Jared quivering behind a tree. Dave said 'There, there Jared, eveything's going to be alright'...

Jared started to breathe really heavily, until Dave got scared. He looks at Jareds back, to see Paris Hiltons chihuahua clinging by its teeth to his flesh. A tear rolled down Jareds face, and landed on the floor...

Dave, feeling really sorry for Jared, handed him a tissue and ran. Jared still scared out of his mind, ran around in circles until the evil, demented chihuaha fell to the floor. He stepped on the puny dog and broke it's back...

Jared could now hear Paris screaming, "LIKE! OH MY GOSH! NO WAY!" She screamed in a terribly high pitched tone, making Jared fall to the floor in agony. Out of her handbag she pulled a lumberjack shirt, made Jared wear it, then put the corpse of the dog in her purse.